Driving home in the minivan.
"Mom, do you urk?"
"Do I urk?"
Yeah, Daddy urks. Can you?"
"How does he urk?"
"You know - the big blue car when he goes fast. Uuuurrrrrrrkkkkkk!"
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Potty trained child yells,"I have to go poopy!" And runs for the toilet. Toilet paper patrol follows and arrives to hear a lot of gassy noises but sees no concrete evidence. Child hops off toilet.
"Wait, wait. Do you need me to help wipe you?"
"Nope."
"No? Did you go poopy?"
"Nope. I missed."
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